Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
family show my ass
no but seriously
there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
wat is the grass supposed to do about it
oh yes grass run for your lives
out to pick up some hot babes